Monday 18 May 2009

Types of IPL Player

Oldie Goldies: Whoever said that Hayden, Gilchrist, Warne and Murali have walked into the sunset... Even if they have, they are enjoying the nightlife. The magic continues.

Mercenaries: Predominantly white men. Especially good at calmly pouching skied catches at the boundary line. Most of them, you have not heard of before. Nannes, Harris, Pomersbach - they come in a variety of names.

Young Guns: Our hopes for the future - especially next month, when we wrestle for the ICC World Twenty 20. Rohit, Raina, et al. For a change, some of them can actually field.

Young Buns: The Oldies eat them for breakfast. An approaching cricket ball scares them shitless. They deal only in fumbles and stumbles, play pea-brained shots and bowl rank bad balls. All out of fear of losing a place in the team, which they never have gained.

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