Why Holy Diver?

It's a song by Dio.

Almost ten years ago, in the safety of my dorm room (or, so I thought), I was noticed providing pelvic thrusts (not of the sexual kind, unfortunately) to the accompaniment of the tune.

And, I have let it stick.

I dive, by the way. Or, used to, at least. PADI Basic Open Water. 15 dives. It's been four years. Planning my refresher course in the third week of March. Rich expatriate brother - 5 hours from the Great Barrier Reef - beckons.